Where Are the Highway Cameras When You Need Them?

Are there any bigger douchebags on the highways than BMW and crotch-rocket drivers? I think not! 

 

If someone is tailgating you or weaving between lanes at high speeds, there's a 90% chance it's one of those two. 

 

Apparently, on the back of a BMW owners card is a certificate to the Entitled Assholes Club. 

Crotch-rocket d-bags have the added option of passing you on the shoulders, or making their own lane between the left and right lanes.

 

You know those signs asking us to "Watch out for motorcycles"? There needs to be a sticker we can put on them: "Except for reckless crotch-rocketeers - May they get what comes their way."