Boob Casey

Yes, it's an election year again, and in Pennsylvania that means career taxpayer-teat-sucker Bob Casey has popped his head out of his burrow after a 5-year nap, asking the electorate to vote for him again. 

What has he done for the past 5 years? Has anyone even seen him since his previous election? 

This guy is the poster child for do-nothing politicians. 

He's running commercials bad-mouthing his opponent as an out-of-state carpetbagger, who enriches himself in shady deals at the taxpayers' expense. At least THAT guy has the ambition to do something! (Meanwhile, Casey collects a government paycheck while doing nothing.) 

Other commercials tout his plans to crack down on corporations that are gouging consumers during this inflationary period. (Inflation due in large part to Kommandant-in-Chief Sleepy Joe's decision to shut down America's energy independence, so we have to go begging to our adversaries for expensive oil.)

Hey Casey, how about cracking down on something in your own backyard? The PA Department of Transportation raised car license renewal fees by 15% this year, well above inflation. Maybe show that you can successfully effect change on A GOVERNMENT AGENCY IN YOUR OWN STATE, before attempting the big-boy step to take on corporate greed. 

Pennsylvanians deserve better - from both parties. Democrats trot out this waste-of-space every 6 years, and he still manages to get elected. Republicans have another out-of-state drifter on the ballot. Has the Republican Party learned nothing from the last election, where they offered up another out-of-state carpetbagger (Dr. Frank Oz) to run against John Fetterman, who won without the advantage of being the incumbent? Being a political outsider worked for Donald Trump, but he had a history of getting things done in the corporate world. Meanwhile, Oz had a talk show. 

In addition to Casey's prolonged absences from the public eye, he has a striking resemblance to dilettante Philadelphia Eagles' owner Jeffrey Lurie and/or Sesame Street's Bert. (Hmm... perhaps staying out of view is a better option for Casey after all.)